Not what you think. While I won't go into my beliefs, I will say that if a few women 18 some odd years ago had gotten one, I would not have been hit by an egg Saturday night while ridding my bike home from work. In hind site it is kinda funny, BUT I do not like the 5 inch welt I received from the 55 mph omelet. For one thing they missed the first try. If you miss your first throw you can't circle back around for another shot. Thats like the first rule of hooliganism.
To the jack asses riding in the back of the truck, I hope you die, die in a fire while being mauled by an AIDS ridden bear, also of cancer, you bastards.